On Eating at NQC
Written in Honor of Jerry Kirksey
I have come to the conclusion that the best vantage point at the National Quartet Convention – the place where you can most appreciate the lyrics of the National Quartet Convention.
What better place to listen to and watch the groups singing about how they cannot wait to go to Heaven then surrounded by mountains of high-calorie high-fat foods?
After all, the more you eat, the faster you go to Heaven, right?
Blame it on whatever you like! Fact is, my reason is simple enough: I have no interest in any secular music. 
(jealous pout)