The slick Southern gospel slants of…
I couldn’t help but notice the rather eccentric wording in this mlive.com concert listing:
The slick Southern gospel slants of Ernie Haase and Signature Sound take the stage at 6 p.m. Saturday in Sunshine Community Church, 3300 East Beltline Ave. NE. The group, founded by Haase (a former member of the Cathedrals) features an up-tempo style, as noted in the title track of its latest release, “Get Away, Jordan.” The group performed in Van Andel Arena in May as part of the Gaither Homecoming concert. Reserved seat tickets are $20 and are available in advance at itickets.com, by calling (800) 965-9324, or at the door.
“The slick Southern gospel slants of Ernie Haase and Signature Sound”…sounds like a copywriter was bored and figured he could do whatever he wanted since nobody would actually read it anyhow!
Blame it on whatever you like! Fact is, my reason is simple enough: I have no interest in any secular music. 
(jealous pout)